I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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