They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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