four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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