im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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