Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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