you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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