the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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