Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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