I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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