I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
