Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize