That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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