The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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