Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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