Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Send help, water and tortillas.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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