More tranny stories later!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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