Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
ok first of all what the fuck
Panties = found
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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