Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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