normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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