Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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