Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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