It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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