so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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