dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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