Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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