She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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