so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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