After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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