To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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