Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just pee around me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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