hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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