im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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