Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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