Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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