She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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