STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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