Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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