so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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