if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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