i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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