Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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