didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week š
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him āBeast Modeā. So. Many. Orgasms.
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