So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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