2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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