My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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