My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just googled if crying burns calories
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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