so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
