I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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