hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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