I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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