I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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