Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
