Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
