Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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