come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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