sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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